With a gun against my belly I... I always smile.

I thought there should in truth be heavy damages for malpractice on human souls.

I reckon some parsons have a right to tell yu' to be good. The bishop of this hyeh Territory has a right. But I'll tell yu' this: a middlin' doctor is a pore thing, and a middlin' lawyer is a pore thing; but keep me from a middlin' man of God.

When a man ain't got no ideas of his own, he'd ought to be kind o' careful who he borrows 'em from.

It may be that them whose pleasure brings you into this world owes you a living, but it don't mean the world is responsible.

Said Aristotle unto Plato, 'Have another sweet potato?' Said Plato unto Aristotle, 'Thank you, I prefer the bottle.'

When you can't have what you choose, you just choose what you have.