All men come to resemble their fathers. That isn't a tragedy. But you need a hell of a sense of humor to handle it.

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

A wish is a dish that's a lot like a fish: Once it's been eaten it's harder to throw back. - Mr. Rakshasas

When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.

The bone won't come to the dog. It's the dog that goes to the bone.

Philosophy begins when you don't know where to look for an answer.

To grant all a man's wishes is to take away his dreams and ambitions. Life is only worth living if you have something to strive for. To aim at.