All men come to resemble their fathers. That isn't a tragedy. But you need a hell of a sense of humor to handle it.

The living always get over the dead. That’s what the dead never realize. If ever the dead did come back, they’d only have been sore that somehow you managed to get over their dying at all.

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

A wish is a dish that's a lot like a fish: Once it's been eaten it's harder to throw back. - Mr. Rakshasas

When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.

Philosophy begins when you don't know where to look for an answer.