Hey, which one of them is supposed to be your boyfriend?” Stark asked me. Even in the terrible shape he was in, he caught my glance with his. His voice was scratchy, and he sounded scarily weak, but his eyes sparkled with humor. I am!” Heath and Erik said together.

Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish.

Mercy is stronger than your sword.

Grandma Redbird: Honey, you have to move past this. Zoey: How Grandma? Grandma Redbird: By living the life she'd be proud of you for living.

True love is not a potion one person can swallow and another refuse to drink. It happens only when the souls of two join together to form one

Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.

that's as nutty as squirrel turds