I'm a monster, not a moron.

Then, with an enormous rush of meadow-filled wind, the green candle went out, and my best friend died.

He has a spirit-a soul- and therfore a choice. I will belive that Aurox will chose Light, even if Darkness resides within him. None of us is entirely good. Or evil.

man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks.

Okay, well, let's do a little reenactment. I'm the gay-looking DiCaprio and you're Rose. You have to keep your eyes open and on my face, or you'll have to let me go and I'll turn into a huge gay Popsicle.

Like at the DMV when you've passed your driver's test and had a really bad picture taken and you're waiting for them to bring you your license?" Jack said. "Exactly, only without the filth and peasants," Aphrodite said.

Comfort is for the lazy and the ugly." Aphrodite