But sometimes you gotta do stuff you don’t want to do.

I think most people, and I'm talking vamp or human, are shitty. They put on an act. They pretend to be all nicey-nice, but are really just one step away from showing their true asshole-ness.

I would tell you that you looked really hot today when I saw you naked, but that probably wouldn't be appropriate, being as we're in bed together but not doing anything.

Loving him didn't fix anything. Loving him didn't change anything. Loving him simply made everything else bearable.

I prefer my water in wine form.

A heart's a hard thing to live without. I should know. I've tried it," he said.

man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks.