Then, with an enormous rush of meadow-filled wind, the green candle went out, and my best friend died.

Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body!

Okay, well, let's do a little reenactment. I'm the gay-looking DiCaprio and you're Rose. You have to keep your eyes open and on my face, or you'll have to let me go and I'll turn into a huge gay Popsicle.

That's how Darkness works. It turns love into something bad.

There's power in the truth, just like there's power in making the right choice

I am not a morning person. Never have been - never want to be. As a matter of fact, I am vaguely distrustful of people who bound out of bed early like demented puppies. It's barbaric to wake up before 9:00 a.m.

Yes, I'm married, but I'm not a corpse.