Okay, well, let's do a little reenactment. I'm the gay-looking DiCaprio and you're Rose. You have to keep your eyes open and on my face, or you'll have to let me go and I'll turn into a huge gay Popsicle.

Darkness got you like Shelob gor Frodo, only worse.

Evil will win if good people do nothing.

A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.' Quite often men are fools.

Friendship can only be addition to, not a substitute for true love

I'm gay. I know things.

Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good.