Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said. "And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound at least semi-normal. "Yeah they remind me of Dorothy's ruby slippers, only mine are wedges 'cause I'm more fashion conscious than she was.

If cats understood technology and had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.

What once bound him Will make him flee Place of power-joining of five Night Spirit Blood Humanity Earth Joined not to conquer, Instead to overcome Night leads to Spirit Blood binds Humanity And Earth completes.

You'll see. She can be nice sometimes.

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite

I would tell you that you looked really hot today when I saw you naked, but that probably wouldn't be appropriate, being as we're in bed together but not doing anything.

Comfort is for the lazy and the ugly." Aphrodite