As a successful romantic novelist - one of my publishers is Mills & Boon - I create the sort of male heroes that no woman could fail to adore and few real men could hope to emulate.

Bird boy kept us out there in the freezing rain while he yammered about the Red One this and Red One that. Darius got Zoey in here despite his help".

No problem, I'll get a penguin to show us

When you make mistakes, whether they are from this life or another, learn from them- then they become opportunities

My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.

Then, with an enormous rush of meadow-filled wind, the green candle went out, and my best friend died.

How can you expect me to believe that?""whether you believe it or not does not change the nature of truth