When you make mistakes, whether they are from this life or another, learn from them- then they become opportunities

It's a little hard not to worry when my best friend keeps on dying.

You can borrow my two-carat diamond stud earrings," Aphrodite said. I stopped and looked back at her. "Huh?" She shrugged. "That's as close to a declaration of love as you're gonna get from me.

Also pay attention if a tree or whatnot says something about two bulls.

Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.

Ignorance breeds fear and hatred.

I stared at myself in the mirror. Okay, just ugh. I had to get some sleep tonight - the bags under my eyes had bags.