Choose battles that you can win without losing your heart and your soul.

Nefertiti, the most beautiful calico in the world, chose me as her own six short years ago.

I stifled a sigh and ignored the Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl.

Then, with an enormous rush of meadow-filled wind, the green candle went out, and my best friend died.

No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life." "Why?" he asked, opening both his eyes. "Because sometimes it's either laugh or cry. I prefer laugh. How about you?

Like at the DMV when you've passed your driver's test and had a really bad picture taken and you're waiting for them to bring you your license?" Jack said. "Exactly, only without the filth and peasants," Aphrodite said.

I prefer my water in wine form.