It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.
P. G. WodehouseIt's curious how, when you're in love, you yearn to go about doing acts of kindness to everybody.
P. G. Wodehouse"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.
P. G. WodehouseMany a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase.
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