I expect I shall feel better after tea.

Flowers are happy things.

Do you ever get moods when life seems absolutely meaningless? It's like a badly-constructed story, with all sorts of characters moving in and out who have nothing to do with the plot. And when somebody comes along that you think really has something to do with the plot, he suddenly drops out. After a while you begin to wonder what the story is about, and you feel that it's about nothing—just a jumble.

It is the glorious uncertainty of golf that makes it the game it is.

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up.