No one so dislikes being punished unjustly as the person who might have been punished justly on scores of previous occasions, if he had only been found out.
P. G. Wodehouse-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter
P. G. WodehouseBut everything is relative, Bertie... You, for instance, are my relative, and I am your relative.
P. G. WodehouseI love writing. I never feel really comfortable unless I am either actually writing or have a story going. I could not stop writing.
P. G. WodehouseHell, it is well known, has no fury like a woman who wants her tea and can't get it.
P. G. WodehouseFrom my earliest years I had always wanted to be a writer. It was not that I had any particular message for humanity. I am still plugging away and not the ghost of one so far, so it begins to look as though, unless I suddenly hit mid-season form in my eighties, humanity will remain a message short.
P. G. Wodehouse