Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.
P. G. WodehouseShe looked like something that might have occured to Ibsen in one of his less frivolous moments.
P. G. WodehouseI donโt know if you have had the same experience, but the snag I always come up against when Iโm telling a story is this dashed difficult problem of where to begin it.
P. G. WodehouseThe spine, and I do not attempt to conceal the fact, had become soluble, in the last degree.
P. G. WodehouseIt's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give a darn whether you ever see the needle or not it runs into you the first time you lean against the stack.
P. G. WodehouseShe's one of those soppy girls, riddled from head to foot with whimsy. She holds the view that the stars are God's daisy chain, that rabbits are gnomes in attendance on the Fairy Queen, and that every time a fairy blows its wee nose a baby is born, which, as we know, is not the case. She's a drooper.
P. G. Wodehouse