It ought to be a criminal offence for women to dye their hair. Especially red. What the devil do women do that sort of thing for?
P. G. WodehouseLove is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and calling her friends lice.
P. G. WodehouseMany a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase.
P. G. WodehouseI always strive, when I can, to spread sweetness and light. There have been several complaints about it.
P. G. Wodehouse