I live in New Hampshire. We're in favor of global warming. Eleven hundred more feet of sea-level rises? I've got beachfront property. You tell us up there, "By the end of the century, New York City could be underwater," and we say, "Your point is?"

The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.

There's nothing more oily and cynical in politics than telling the truth.

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.