I never calculate. That is why those who do, calculate so much less accurately than I.

We are all born children- the trick is remaining one.

There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.

Have you noticed that bones are always modeled and not carved, that you always have the impression they come from a mold, that they were first modeled in clay? Any bone you look at, you always find fingerprints on it.

I am only a public entertainer who understands his time.

Good taste is the enemy of creativity.

You're either a goddess ... or a doormat.