No one ever chats me up; I think they all think I'm taken. Either that or no one fancies me.

I have a lot of admiration for people who've been in relationships a long time, married for years.

All the things that I find beautiful have a darkness about them.

I'd never go on a reality show - it's too invasive.

I was mainly raised by a working mum who didn't have much time or inclination for making food. So I had three or four basic meals: fish fingers and a tomato; a packet scotch egg and a tomato; pasta with a tin of tomatoes; and extra mild plastic-y cheddar chopped into cubes with bits of cucumber.

When I do my shows, it's really cross-generational. Sometimes there's three generations there.

I don't connect much with the present. I have more of an affinity for what came in the past.