I'm the type of person who, if somebody offers me a free meal, I get excited because you never know where your next free meal is going to come from.

I don't normally have time to read, so when I go away I like to take a few books.

I am inspired by show girls and Vegas. I was a cabaret performer, so that's where all that influence comes from.

I'm proud of being British, but I think our aristocracy is overrated.

I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny.

I just have an inability to lie.

I'm not interested in what other people are doing. That's their business.