It was just the sort of yatch you'd expect a rock promoter to have. Mirrored ceilings, marble, Jacuzzis and leopard-skin everything, it made the merely vulgar seem commonplace.

I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants.

I have two homes in Malibu, a home in Canada that I'm building, and I just love pouring my heart out into this part of my life.

I wanted to retire from all that, but I guess my breasts still have a career, and I'm just tagging along with them.

I've had lots of things that didn't work out, like TV shows. You learn a lot through mistakes - I learned that you have to be the captain of your ship. Actually, I own my ship.

I just want to do the least work in the least time and make the most money.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.