You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but its always worth trying.

Every time we go by KFC, my kids ask me to honk and they yell 'Boo' out the window.

In order for a man to feel whole, he needs someone to look up to and someone to look up to him.

I love being outdoors and think a tan is very sexy. I'll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don't like to hide under hats. If anyone knows about spending lots of the time on the beach, with kids and dogs in tow, it's me.

I've been married a couple of times and survived!