Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but its always worth trying.

Making love in the morning got me through morning sickness. I found I could be happy and throw up at the same time.

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.

I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.

My father is a great grandfather. He's a wonderful grandfather, but he's a terrible husband.

I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants.

Whenever I see a homeless guy, I always run back and give him money, because I think, 'Oh my God, what if that was Jesus?'