Yeah, I finished, it was hard. Those last five miles. It was like giving birth and then being told to run as you're giving birth. It was so much pain in my hips. I don't know if women are meant to run, especially after having kids.

Women have to be careful and teach their girls to be aware of their surroundings and never be alone with testosterone-crazed boys. A lot of little lives are being ruined and our society is to blame. Our kids are just searching and being curious but they are dangerously looking for the wrong kind of attention.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.

I have always liked the Kennedys as politicians. They had such great hair.

When I'm lonely, frustrated or hurt it usually comes from a male person and from unrequited love. I often carry that pain around with me and my ribs actually start to ache. That's when I sit down and write.