I'm a soccer mom. I'm T-ball, soccer, karate, homework, keeping them on their schedules. I love being the snack mom, when I get to bring the cut oranges. I have one of those coolers with wheels. I'm at every game, every practice, sitting on my blanket. I love it.

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

Eventually you just have to realize that you're living for an audience of one. I'm not here for anyone else's approval.

I was afraid of staying at the Playboy Mansion; I wanted to get a footing before I ventured into a world of hedonism.

My father is a great grandfather. He's a wonderful grandfather, but he's a terrible husband.

Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but its always worth trying.

I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.