Maybe because we're photosynthesizing we'll do more work outside. So our laptops will have to get rid of these damn glossy screens that have become so popular. And then we'll sit around outside, sucking up sun, getting fat and green, and surfing the net.

Most of the news about the state of the environment is pretty ugly. This is frightening for me personally, but actually motivational for me artistically.

Some things, it was better not to think about. It just made you mad and angry.

They say in the military that a good battle plan can last as long as five minutes in real fighting. After that, it comes down to if the general is favored by fate and the spirits.

If I cared for human approval, I would have been dead long ago.

Sex and hypocrisy. They go together like coffee and cream.

The main reason I want someone to read a story of mine is so they can enjoy it and feel like they got something interesting out of it.