[When a John McCain political campaign video that used her image] That wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I'm running for President. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm like, totally ready to lead.

A man must walk before he can fly - one cannot fly into flying.

I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex.

I don't like parties past 2 am. Then it's all losers and weirdos.

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.

I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

Ibiza, if you've never been there before, is very overwhelming. It's like nowhere on earth. The best advice is to sleep as late as possible because nothing gets going until around 3am and it goes until like 7 or 8.