I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.

When I have a daughter I have a lot of good advice for her.

I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it's like search and destroy.

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

What is the soup kitchen?

Well, since I'm six years old, I've been playing the violin, the piano, I've been singing. It's always been a dream of mine, but I really never had the courage to actually go and do it professionally.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?