Everything I do is blown out of proportion. It really hurts my feelings.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

I hate when a guy brags... or he sweats.

It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine.

Being a President I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America's role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control. I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.

I would do the baby voice and it's kind of like this character I made up. But in real life, I'm completely different. I'm very smart. I think a lot of people will assume I'm an airhead.

A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I'm such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I'm like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.