Everything I do is blown out of proportion. It really hurts my feelings.

All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

I can't stand black guys. I would never touch one. It's gross.

There is no sin worse in life than being boring.

Aquarius[es] are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one.

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?