A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.

I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.

I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.

What's a soup kitchen?

[When a John McCain political campaign video that used her image] That wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I'm running for President. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm like, totally ready to lead.

Not every heiress is famous. Or fun. There are a lot of boring heiresses out there.

I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference God has given me this new chance.