People just - they don't really know me. They see me on "The Simple Life," they think that's really who I am.

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

[When a John McCain political campaign video that used her image] That wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I'm running for President. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm like, totally ready to lead.

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.

I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.