I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills.

I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side.

I don't have a publisher yet, so I'm not in the process of that next stage and I don't know what that's going to look like. So I feel like I finished stage one [with my book].

I'm the character actor in Hollywood movies, the girl who has to be annoying so the guy can go to the other girl.

You know, it's a really adult thing, for some people, to choose to not be with the one that you love.

I think Jesse Eisenberg is such a great writer. He was a great director and really tough.

I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins.