I still write in long hand. I type like a chimpanzee.

Isn't it a shame military doctors couldn't be as good as military sunglasses?

... the wing of a fly is proof enough of the existence of God for me.

My mother raised me to be a writer.

South Carolina is not a state; it is a cult.

I loved my parents... but that can never change the fact that my father's violence ruined my childhood.

I only hope to do well enough before I die to have a house as big as my rich Uncle Ed and Aunt Carole.