My father wouldn't let me take typing in childhood.

Families without songs are unhappy families.

When men talk about the agony of being men, they can never quite get away from the recurrent theme of self-pity. And when women talk about being women, they can never quite get away from the recurrent theme of blaming men.

I only hope to do well enough before I die to have a house as big as my rich Uncle Ed and Aunt Carole.

I'd be a conservative if I'd never met any. They're selfish, mean-spirited, egocentric, reactionary, and boring.

Good coaching is good teaching and nothing else.

Love's action. It isn't talk and it never has been.