The Japanese couldn't have been all bad during World War II. Look at all the movies Hollywood was able to make on account of them. The Indians weren't the only bad guys. Thanks to the Japanese and Geronimo, John Wayne became a millionaire.

I began in an era where four-letter words were not allowed.

You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't know how you feel, but it's sure easier than cutting the stuff.

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Look eye! Always look eye!

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.

I still have a young attitude.