If he [Hugo Chavez] thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it.

My friend Jerry Falwell was the one who said it, and he was a guest on my show, and it's hard to take the blame for everybody who shows up on your show.

I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period.

The acceptance of homosexuality is the last step in the decline of Gentile civilization.

And I think that George Bush really is a very godly person.

Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up like Newt Gingrich wants to do.

Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.