Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.

Over a lifetime of dealing with difficult women, I have learned it is often better to give into their demands immediately.

Sometimes broken people stay broken.

But you can't marry someone to fix him, even if you love them.

I thought you couldn't make it here until morning," I said. "I hurried.

He can stop me in my tracks, but he can't make me do someting I don't want to

When a man is on the verge of passing out from pain, it seemed wrong to notice how beautiful he was.