I don't like it when I outweigh my men.

"I thought Indians built fires with fiction." .... "I can do that, but I'd like to eat sometime in the next day or so. Sterno and Bic are much faster."

I don't get mad, I get even.

If there was such evil in the world, was it possible that there was good, too?

Honey, ... When a wolf watches a lamb, he's not thinking about the lamb's mommy.

She crawled,” Ben said. There were tears in his voice. That was wrong. Ben barely even tolerated me on the best of days. “She crawled to the bathroom to clean herself again. If it weren’t for the two subs in the pack, I’d be on the bottom. And she wouldn’t stand up in my presence for guilt.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.