He'd woken up after flying from Boston to Montana to find his da cooking breakfast for them: sausage and pancakes shaped like deer. It wasn't just any deer, either - they looked like Bambi from the disney cartoon. Charles didn't want to know how his father had managed that

Knowledge is a better weapon than a sword.

When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone —‘I didn’t mean to startle her

Any idiot can put up a website.

Evil must always be fought.

He was like Superman, but with fangs and oddly impaired morals.

There isn’t a person in this city more dangerous than a wolf whose mate is in danger.