No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.
Trouble seems to follow me around, waiting to club me with a tire iron.
Coffee or orange juice?” “Water is fine.” His eyebrows went up. “Uh-oh,” Auriele said, but she was smiling. Darryl was not. “Are you implying that my coffee is not the best in four counties? Or my fresh-squeezed orange juice is less than perfect?
You cannot sacrifice the world for your children.
A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.
A king who trusts no man is weak.