Being a martyr is highly overrated.
Baking is like washing--the results are equally temporary.
Nothing says you're sorry like a dead bunny.
"I thought Indians built fires with fiction." .... "I can do that, but I'd like to eat sometime in the next day or so. Sterno and Bic are much faster."
Dragons and legends...It would have been difficult for any man not to want to fight beside a dragon.
I used my history degree about twice a year whether I needed to or not.