People will do amazing things to ensure their survival.
When a man is on the verge of passing out from pain, it seemed wrong to notice how beautiful he was.
Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.
Civilization is vastly overrated.
But that was the trouble with ancient artifacts - no one really knew what they did.