Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
Patricia BriggsTake a note: it usually works better if you wait until I do something stupid before getting mad at me.
Patricia BriggsIf you could just see your face,โ she told me. โYou look like a cat in a bathtub.
Patricia Briggs