Sometimes I have the urge to conquer large parts of Europe.

Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.

You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?” “Mmm,” I said. “I give up. What's the use of having a man in the house?

Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs. “Sometime,” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.

Some people are boys longer than others.

I thought you couldn't make it here until morning," I said. "I hurried.

I was in the middle of a dream about garbage cans and frogs - don't ask, and I won't tell.