People will do amazing things to ensure their survival.

“Hey, Adam,” I said. “I thought you'd want to know that Warren and Darryl made it out of the vampire den alive.” I sucked in my breath. “You didn't actually agree to their meeting on Marsilia's grounds?” He laughed. “No, it just sounded better than saying they made it out of Denny's alive. It might not be romantic, but it's open all night and set in the middle of a brightly lit parking lot with no dark places for skulking parties to ambush from.”

"I thought Indians built fires with fiction." .... "I can do that, but I'd like to eat sometime in the next day or so. Sterno and Bic are much faster."

Some people will tell you werewolves can only shapechange under a full moon, but people also say there's no such things as ghosts.

Over a lifetime of dealing with difficult women, I have learned it is often better to give into their demands immediately.

He bit the nape of my neck and I moaned.

He was like Superman, but with fangs and oddly impaired morals.