Sometimes, though, you have to do things for family, even if you'd rather not.

You mean he thinks I'm going to get MORE offers?" Kim said, appalled. "He doesn't seem to be the only one that thinks so." Mairelon said. "Aunt Agatha mentioned it to me yesterday afternoon. Is there anyone, or would you rather I turn the lot of them away?" Kim shook her head. "There isn't anyone." Except you.

She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.

Out here, it's better safe than sorry, because generally speaking, too much of the time sorry means you're dead.

May you and your triple cursed wash water turn purple with orange spots and fall down a bottomless pit!

Tell the story you want to tell, and let it be as long as it needs to be. Worry about marketing it later.

I’d much rather have good teeth than have diamonds and roses drop out of my mouth whenever I said something