There better not be a God because I'll be in big trouble.

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting

"Couch surfing" refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.

The Chinese are no slouches when it comes to capitalism.

Perhaps the most mysterious of all mammals is the male Homo sapiens. Indeed, many anthropologists classify the group as a subspecies.

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

I love narcissists-even more than they love themselves. You don't have to buoy them up. They are their own razzle-dazzle show and you are the blessed, favored with a front-row seat.