[When asked, as a prospective Presidential candidate, whether she had ever committed adultery:] No. But then most congresswomen don't have 25-year-old lifeguards throwing themselves at their feet around this place.

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but they never ask the women and children what they think.

If the search engines don't respect the creators, there won't be anything to search in the future because creators have to make a living too.

Dan Quayle thinks Roe v. Wade is two ways to cross the Potomac.

Our tax code encourages people to raise thoroughbred horses, not children.

When people ask me why I am running as a woman, I always answer, 'What choice do I have?'

I had always believed government was not a fungus: It could survive in sunshine.