We can all of us be hurt, and no one is exclusively safe from worry and sadness.
You put a wage behind something, it gives the act a sort of respectability.
Work will drive you crazy if you let it.
Why were you feeling low? Why does anyone? It creeps up on you from time to time.
Our blood is the same, we just use it differently.
...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.