...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.

...but I could not sleep without proper covering and spent the rest of the night rewriting lost arguments from my past, altering history so that I emerged victorious.

I lay in the dark thinking about the difficulties of family, how crazy and crooked the stories of a bloodline can be.

You put a wage behind something, it gives the act a sort of respectability.

Hurried business is bad business.

We can all of us be hurt, and no one is exclusively safe from worry and sadness.

I will admit he is unusual, but that is perhaps the closest I could come to complimenting him.