The two best times to fish is when it's raining and when it ain't.

He wondered what kind of blueprint beavers had for creating such a structure-or did they simply start aimlessly weaving stuff together until they had a dam? Did they even think about creating a dam? Maybe dams were simply accidents that resulted from their fooling around, much like the Army Corps of Engineers' accomplishments.

Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon.

The two best times to fish is when it's raining and when it ain't.

Show me a man who fishes in winter, and I'll show you a fanatic. Actually, I'll get the better of the deal, because for sheer spectacle a fanatic doesn't hold a candle to a man who fishes in winter

There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.

What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch.