Everything is a version of something else.

I love everything about you that hurts.

I like them all - I don't always approve. I see myself as a sort of benevolent uncle to these characters, and I can see why they do what they do; sometimes they make some mistakes, but at heart I think they're decent.

We arrive with our...'baggage' and for a while they're brilliant, they're 'Baggage Handlers.' We say, 'Where's your baggage?' They deny all knowledge of it...'They're in love'...they have none. Then...just as you're relaxing...a Great Big Juggernaut arrives...with their baggage. It Got Held Up. One of the greatest myths men have about women is that we overpack.

I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it's better if you do.

I think you owe me something for deceiving me so exquisitely.